Thursday, January 12, 2012

1/12/12

Sex
By Amanda Firefox


Sex.

I still can't believe those spineless worms outlawed sex.

It was one thing when our invertebrate overlords ordered the complete sterilization of the human race, but the outlawing of sex? What, we can't even have a little fun with each other anymore?

Well, I guess that makes sense though. Since the slavery edict was passed, we weren't really supposed to be doing anything other than working and suffering through minimal sleep anyway. I guess sex takes away from our potential productivity.

The ironic thing though is why we've been enslaved.

Apparently, of all the lifeforms in the galaxy, we're the best suited to tending their eggs. It's like we're built for it, and with so many of us, those spineless worms are able to have all the sex they want.


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Amanda Firefox is a fiery little blue-eyed brunette who spends as much time at the beach as she can manage. She doesn't write much, but when she writes, it's almost always about her favorite subject: boys.


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